Grinch Burns

Drew Magary, writing for The Concourse, has come up with the official ranking of Grinch burns. His top two are spot on.

1. Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots.

2. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. (2a. Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the seasick crocodile.)

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November 24, 2018